Hopefully I won't give any spoilers but let's just say I need to apologize for knocking y'all out with a one-two punch combo just like Sandman did to Lil Mac. See, I know you are wondering whybIbsaid Sandman and not Mike Tyson, but Mike knocks out Lil Mac with just one punch, not two, which is the number my simile required. The Nintendo game Mike Tyson's punch out, is the source of this nonsense.
So anyway, my apology is for two ultra downer stories back to back. I am fired!! Don't get me wrong, I loved both our recent books, but Dang! I feel terrible!
I solemnly swear that my next book submission (if I ever get another one) will be an upbeat story with lots of funny nonsense.
Also, don't forget about book club meeting and field trip this Saturday. So was everyone okay with meeting at the Stage 2 restaurant around 5:00, then see the show after?
The title of this post is a slight variation of a song mentioned in the book. Varied to reflect how I sold y'all out to depressing stories twice.
Until Saturday Spirits! In the meantime I'll try to regain the happiness in my soul.
Baron
To atone for your crime, I sentence you to read "Finnegan's Wake", by James Joyce and "War and Peace", by Leo Tolstoy
ReplyDeleteWe may need to consider increasing the club dues to cover group counseling after the last two selections.
ReplyDeletehahahaha no joke! Especially if Cat is making me read more of these type.
ReplyDeleteI may just sit with my head between my knees and rock back and forth at the meeting tomorrow...
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