VOGON POETRY - PROCEED AT YOUR OWN RISK!!

Zaphod vs. Arthur - by Baron

Who is better? Which traits are we?
Seat of your pants or exciting as tea?

One steal ships, another takes sips
one adds an arm, another stays on his farm

Polar opposites, yes they are,
but they do happen to share just one link
because both Zaphon & Arthur
never seem to think.

Unnamed poems - by Deuce, Diesel, and Archimedes

Poem 1

Upon a planet, green and blue,
the rodents scurry about
thinking up test to do on human,
and about cheeses.

Gouda is good but feta is betta.
A new planet earth was made,
but something was off.
Towels!!! They were missing.

Still the question remains
hidden within the recesses
Could it be?
That we may never know the question,
but the answer is 42!

Poem 2 (composed using only text messages we sent while composing Poem 1)

What is our poem about?
Why is bad poetry so hard?
(So should I rhyme or no?)
This is bad poetry!

Sorry!  Got distracted!
Muhahaha gag
Haha I love puns
I know!

What do you think a few more lines??
I concur
Whew!! That was worth the wait!!
Whose turn?

Ode to HHGG by Indy

I read this book: oh my oh my
Poor planet earth: I cried & cried
Did I find it funny? I truly tried.
I'm not a poet: you can't deny.
So this poem is over
A collective sigh!